I like the part about prostitutes

FW: Economic Stimulus Payment Program
> > Explained      Sometime
> > this year, we taxpayers will again receive an Economic
> > Stimulus payment.  This is a very exciting
> >       program.  I’ll
> > explain it using the Q and A format:
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >       Q.  What is an
> > Economic Stimulus payment?
> >
> >       A.  It is money
> > that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
> >
> >
> >
> >       Q.  Where will the
> > government get this money?
> >
> >       A.  From
> > taxpayers.
> >
> >
> >
> >       Q.  So the
> > government is giving me back my own money?
> >
> >
> >       A.  Only a
> > smidgen.
> >
> >
> >       Q.
> >  What is the purpose of this payment?
> >
> >       A.  The plan is
> > for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV
> > set, thus stimulating the
> >
> >       economy.
> >
> >
> >
> >       Q.  But isn’t
> > that stimulating the economy of China ?
> >
> >
> >       A.  Shut up.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >       Below is some helpful
> > advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your
> > stimulus check wisely:
> >
> >            •
> >   If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the
> > money will go to China
> >
> >
> >       .
> >
> >           •
> >   If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to
> > the Arabs.
> >
> >
> >
> >           •
> >   If you purchase a computer, it will go to India .
> >
> >
> >           •
> >   If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to
> > Mexico ,   Honduras and Guatemala .
> >
> >
> >            •
> >   If you buy
> > a car, it will go to Japan or Korea .
> >
> >
> >            •
> >   If  you purchase useless stuff, it will go to
> > Taiwan .
> >
> >
> >            •
> >   If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it
> > will go to management bonuses and they will
> >
> >       hide it offshore.
> >
> >
> >
> >       Instead, keep the money
> > in America by:
> >
> >
> >
> >       1   spending it at
> > yard sales, or
> >
> >
> >       2   going to ball
> > games, or
> >
> >
> >       3   spending it on
> > prostitutes, or
> >
> >
> >       4   beer or
> >
> >
> >       5   tattoos.
> >
> >
> >
> >       (These are the only
> > American businesses still operating in the US .)
> >
> >
> >       Conclusion:
> >
> >
> >       Go to a ball game with
> > a tattooed prostitute that you met at
> > a yard sale and drink beer all day.
> >

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