You might be a redneck

November 24, 2009 at 3:04 am Leave a comment

 

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, ‘One nation, under God.’


You might be a redneck if:
You’ve never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if:
You still say ‘ Christmas’ instead of ‘Winter Festival.’

You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if:
You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if:
You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if:
You’ve never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if:
You know what you believe and you aren’t afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if:
You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if:
You’d give your last dollar to a friend.

If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough
Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.


God Bless the  USA  !

 

 

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