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Please join me in remembering a great icon of
the entertainment community.  The Pillsbury
Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
and trauma complications from repeaded pokes
in the belly.  He was 70
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased
coffin.  Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay
their respects, including Mrs. Buttersworth,
Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty
Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain
Crunch.  The grave site was piled high wiht
flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly
described Doughboy as a man who never
knew how much he was kneaded.  Doughboy
rose quickly in show business, but his later life
was filled with turnovers.  He was considered a
very smart cookie, but wasted much of his
dough on half-baked schemes.  Despite being
a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old
man and was considered a positive roll model
for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough,
three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and
Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven.
He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop
Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20
minutes.
If this made you smile for even a brief second,
please rise to the occasion and take time to
pass it on and share that smile with someone
else who may be having a crumby day and
kneads a lift.

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